Taking it back to the basement days with Sweater Funk Classic T-Shirt. OG Sea Donkey logo, if you know, you know. Using super cozy Comfort Colors 100% Cotton T-shirt. Relaxed fit: loose fit on body, chest, & arms. See exact measurements below. Pre-order now, and pick up locally in San Francisco at The Knockout (3223 Mission St.) on Saturday, August 1, 2026, at 10 pm.

All sales final. Sorry, no refunds. Thanks for the support!

S
length: 27”
width: 18.5”

M
length: 28.5”
width: 20.5”

L
length: 30
width: 22.5

XL
length: 31.5
width: 24.5

2XL
length: 32.75
width: 26.5

3XL
length: 33
width: 28